Put cashews and paprika in a bowl and add just enough water to cover.
After ten minutes, put cashew mixture, half squeezed lemon, nutritional yeast, chipotle powder, and salt / pepper into the blender. Blend until very smooth.
Throw pearled barley, chickpeas, and cashew cheese into a pot over medium heat. Stir constantly until gooey and warm.
Toss in chopped, fresh kale, tomatoes, and other half of the lemon, squeezed. Allow kale to wilt slightly, 30-60 seconds. Stir constantly.
Throw gooey, delicious contents into a bowl and try not to eat it all in one bite.